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Beer and squirrel…go together like a horse and carriage…


BrewDog, a Scottish brewery recently dubbed their new ale “The End of History“.  The name is quite fitting, as it’s 110 proof.. Hard liquor sold in the US is mainly between 80-95 proof.

But it’s all in the packaging..right?  (pic below is no joke!)

The brew comes in a bottle surrounded by a dead squirrel or weasel.

Not to fear, dear PETA friends

“All the animals were road-killed animals, were dead. And we think it’s a great way to present the beers,” said BrewDog’s co-founder James Watt. “And since it’s our final installment in our series of high-alcohol beers, we wanted to do something special, completely different for the packaging.

Price tag: $770.  But sorry folks, all 12 limited edition bottles sold out in 4 hours.

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Reinvent yourself for better job prospects, literally.


Leave it to China (the next big superpower..if not already) to take it to that next level.

High school seniors and college students in China, aware of the bleak job market that awaits them, are trying to differentiate themselves from prospective competition not by education or experience…but sadly, by superficial means.

A new study has found that up to 80 percent of Beijing’s plastic surgery market consists of senior high school and college students hoping to improve their looks and land better jobs.

And I thought that don’t judge a book by its cover was universal.

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Facebook scores a D


The American Customer Satisfaction Index just came out with a study on Facebook-user satisfaction.  The American people have spoken…Facebook received a score of  64 (out of 100).

Facebook received a D, despite having a community of (officially) 500M users (equal to the entire population of the USA – roughly 300M, plus France, Italy, South Africa AND Australia). That’s a LOT of people…

“Facebook is a phenomenal success, so we were not expecting to see it score so poorly with consumers,” said Larry Freed, president and CEO of ForeSee Results. “At the same time, our research shows that privacy concerns, frequent changes to the website, and commercialization and advertising adversely affect the consumer experience. Compare that to Wikipedia, which is a non-profit that has had the same user interface for years, and it’s clear that while innovation is critical, sometimes consumers prefer evolution to revolution.”

If so many people are truly dissatisfied with the site, why do people keep joining?

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Empire State Building going green


In an effort to green itself, the tallest building in NYC is replacing each of its 6,514 double-hung, dual-pane windows…aka 26,056 panes of glass!

The cost of this project is a mere $13 million, and by ways of energy, is said to cut use by 38% and about $4.4 million per year (that’s impressive).

The building has earned a score of 90 (out of 100) from the Environmental Protection Agency’s “Energy Star” program. That means a building constructed at a size (102 stories), a time (1930) and a pace (about 14 months) not known for energy efficiency now ranks in the top 10th of commercial office buildings.

While this project is currently underway…most NYC residents (and even employees with offices in the Empire State Building) are probably unaware it’s even happening, since the windows are being removed and installed after office hours.

If you’re reading this AND you live in NYC…then you can consider yourself in the know.

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Apple iPhone 4 = FAIL?


If you’re one of the thousands who ran out to buy the latest iPhone 4, and are annoyed with the constant dropped calls…Consumer Reports has come to the rescue with a fool-proof solution.

Duct tape.

Yes, for about $5 a roll, you can solve the issue on your $199 (and 2-year AT&T contract) phone.

Here’s a thought… Maybe Apple should focus on creating that AWESOME dependable product, rather than appease its brand fanatics by churning out new products each year.

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Italy’s new laws reminiscent of Seinfeld’s “Good Samaritan” law


As soon as I read this article, I immediately thought of the Seinfeld finale.

Remember when the whole cast happened to be in some middle-of-nowhere town, and witnessed an overweight man getting mugged? And they got arrested for it?

Well apparently, the good council members of local towns in Italy have decided to take it upon themselves to crack down on anti-social behavior.  What kinds of behavior?  My favorites include:

The coastal town of Eraclea, near Venice, prohibits the building of sandcastles on the beaches because they can “obstruct the passage” of people strolling along the strand.

and

On the island of Capri, wearing noisy wooden clogs is banned.

There are over 150 such laws in Italy.  You may want to familiarize yourself with the list before visiting.

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‘…[pet] chickens are like peanuts, you can’t just have one’


This article, in the WSJ no less…definitely trumps my former post about interesting pet-owner Only in NY…

Apparently there’s a whole world of chicken-enthusiasts!  Who knew?  I certainly didn’t.

There are no firm statistics on the number of pet-chicken owners in the U.S. BackYardChickens.com’s growing membership is one indicator it’s more than a flash in the pan. The information and networking site says it has more than 60,000 members today, up from 35,000 a year ago and 12,000 in June 2008.

Pet chickens??  Really?

I guess, with the current economic climate, some people are opting to grow their own food…eggs-producers included.  This though, is not the Farmer Joe I had in mind.  Of course if you’re going to have a pet chicken, you need to accessorize them.

Beyond birds, the company also sells accessories such as $25 chicken diapers and $8 saddles, which are protective aprons for the hen, to keep her feathers from getting pulled out by a frisky rooster. They sell coops, heat lamps and decor for chicken lovers, such as a $10 black hen tape dispenser.

And if you have questions there’s

…Coop D’État LLC, a pet-chicken consulting and retail company…

Dogs can’t be the only pet with a ridiculous guru (aka Dog Whisperer), no…chickens can have them too!

Andy G. Schneider of Alpharetta, Ga., who calls himself the Chicken Whisperer, hosts a daily hour-long Internet radio show on raising backyard chickens that attracts around 15,000 listeners nationwide a month, according to BlogTalkRadio. He sells Chicken Whisperer gear off his website, including T-shirts, watches, mugs, mouse pads and bumper stickers.

So, has this convinced you to join the chicken-enthusiasts? Personally, I’m going to stick with dogs.

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Join the friendly skies with your own flying car


The flying car is here folks.  THAT day has arrived.  The Terrafugia is reminiscent of the Jetsons.

The makers of this aircraft want their product to be classified as a “Light Sport Aircraft” so that people would only need 20 hours of flying time, to operate it.

According to its maker, the Terrafugia can transform from a roadable vehicle that can hit a highway speed of 65 mph to a winged aircraft in 30 seconds.

The plane version can cruise at about 115 mph (185 kph) and cover about 400 miles (644 kilometers) worth of turf before needing a refill of regular unleaded gas.

Oh right, and the price tag… a mere $200K.  In this day and age, when $1M, isn’t that big a deal..what’s $200K?

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